Have you ever had a situation where you wanted to be extremely petty, but couldn’t find it in your heart to act upon it? Have you ever been so petty towards someone that you questioned whether you were a good person? Well, we’re here to help you identify your petty, because whether you want to act on it or not, we all have our moments of wanting to portray it. We’ve come up with a “petty-ism” key that will help you identify the petty you find yourself to be, which you can channel the next time you want to get some slick revenge.
Check out the HHMW Petty-ism key on the following pages.
Petty Prince Jr./Petty Wap
As a Petty Prince Jr., you’re the type to come into someone’s life, make them fall in love, and then quickly fall off the face of the Earth in your prospective career. As a Petty Wap, you simply fall in love with multiple women, and don’t care about it being exposed on social media.
Petty Labelle/Petty Pendergrass
As a Petty Labelle, you don’t like to give credit to those who promote your brands. As a Petty Pendergrass, you’re not too happy when it seems like T-Pain might have come along and taken your sound.