There’s nothing like a good rant video. When people get upset about something, the first thing they usually want to do is yell at someone about it. What’s the easiest way to get a guy mad? Cheating on him, of course. This guy knows that his girl is messing around with a “side piece” because of the clues left around his house. So when he noticed that the man was using his body wash and even his Listerine, he got an idea.
“This is probably going to be one of the craziest videos you’ve ever seen,” the guy opens. “I’m addressing my girlfriend’s side dude. Now watch this. I’m upset right now because… First of all, I know she’s going to deny it, but there’s rules and regulations to everything. And if you gonna be a side n***a, you got to keep it playa like a side n***a. I done been a side n***a before. So I know the sideline n***a moves.”
“First of all… why are you using my body wash? N***a I know how many times I wash my nuts. This ain’t nobody but you. But first of all, she got feminine products and sh*t for her coocoo. She can’t use sh*t like this, her shit be itching and sh*t. PH balance levels and sh*t be off so I know ain’t nobody but your ass… but I got something for you. See the same thing that makes your ass laugh will make you cry one day,” he said.
“You been using this, you like it don’t you? I been pissing in this bottle. Every morning, one of them good hard morning piss. I shoot a little piss in here and I shake it up. So how that make you feel that you been bathing in human grown man n***a piss?” he said.
“And you using my Listerine and sh*t, but the next time you gonna go into a full-fledged seizure. F**kin with my Listerine, I’ma put some poison in it on your ass. And I know you one of them short big booty oompa loompa built ass n***as cause you always f***kin with the showerhead bro… She’s 5’10 I’m 6’3. We ain’t got no reason to have this low.”