This is the strangest end to a fight ever.
Think of the strangest fight you’ve ever seen. Now, what made it strange?
Were the participants unexpected? Maybe you’ve seen a brawl starring a person who, until that moment, you thought wouldn’t hurt a fly. Or maybe you’ve seen a scrap between two wildly mismatched people, like Verne Troyer v. Shaq.
Was it in a weird spot? It’s possible you’ve seen someone throw down in the line at Disneyland. If you have friends who throw hands in church, that’s for God to judge, not us.
The rarest of weird fights are the kinds with twist endings. Something from outside of the circle the two fighters are making comes in to end it. The Universe pulls an RKO outta nowhere.
Here we have one fight that features all three. The fracas was recently uploaded to the internet and it might be the oddest fight you’ll ever see. Security cameras caught the two unlikely scrappers going at it. And they also caught what happened next.
We can’t get into this without noting who’s standing in each corner. The fight looks to be between a doctor and either a patient or the associate of a patient.
What kicked off the fight? We’ll probably never know for sure, but it might have gone something like this.
Doctor: We’re having trouble coming up with a diagnosis.
Patient: [mumbling] Diagnose deez…
Doctor: What was that?
Patient: You heard me.
Doctor: …we’re going to need to run some more tests.
Patient: You can run my fade, 🅱️ [he says this in a way that you can hear that it’s the emoji]
No matter how they got into it, it’s clear that the nurse does not get paid enough to get involved as she stands aside and watches them go at it.
Given the contestants, it’s not that weird for them to be fighting in an elevator bank at a hospital. It would probably be weirder if they weren’t in a hospital.
Imagine turning a corner and coming across a doctor in his coat grappling with a random stranger. Even weirder, imagine a nurse who can’t be bothered, watching the whole thing go down on the sidewalk.
Still, seeing the freshly waxed tile inlay and the directory on the wall juxtaposed with two dudes throwing down is more than a little strange. Of course, this odd location leads to the strangest part of the whole thing.
Sorry if you put money on either of the fighters. The universe had other ideas.
After grappling for a few seconds, the patient gets the doctor up against an elevator door and the force manages to open them. Unfortunately, there’s no elevator there and their momentum carries them into the open elevator shaft.
The video then cuts to a security video of the fighters falling through the roof of the closest elevator car. Fair warning: it’s a bit graphic.