Tory Lanez has created his own mini-genre of dramatic social media videos from inside his car. It doesn’t matter if he’s pleading with his parole officer not to give him a violation for being late or live-streaming a car accident, the rapper finds a way to entertain even when he’s on his way to entertaining.
Tory’s latest entry into his self-created genre was live from the back seat of a taxi that had just been t-boned. The rapper said he was blessed to not be hurt before panning the camera over to show the front of an SUV that is uncomfortably close.
The video then cuts to a shot of the two cars from the outside.
“I was sitting right here in this taxicab. That’s why we should have taken a f**king Uber, son. I was sitting right there, my n**ga,” Lanez said.
He then saw a way to make some money out of the situation.
“Hey, my back hurt,” he joked. “I’m gonna be a buck, cuz. My back hurt, cuz.”
As we said before, it’s not the first roadside incident we’ve seen from Tory. He sent out a live-stream of himself getting pulled over on the way to a meeting with his probation officer so that he would have evidence to back up his excuse for being late.
“Yo, let this be known,” he said as he filmed himself inside the car. “Because I know my probation officer bout to violate. Ms. Probation officer, I’m getting stopped.”
He then swung the camera outside of the car to show the police sitting behind him.
“I’m getting stopped right now,” he said. “I’m trying to make it on time but I’m getting stop. So you know. Don’t try to blaze me.”
Lanez felt that the officers were taking to long to process his information.
“Them n**gas taking too long about to make my probation officer violate my s**t, son,” he said. “She about to violate my s**t. How you get stopped on your way to probation? That don’t make no sense. I wasn’t even driving fast.”
Lanez felt especially miffed because he says the police didn’t actually have any reason to stop him and were dragging out the stop out of menace.
“What’s worse is these n**gas know they can let me go right now,” he said. “N**ga just called the other officer. For what, my n**ga? What I’m going to do to you? I’m one n**ga in a car. All my sh*t good. All my s**t legit. Leave me the f**k alone. I’m already dealing with you. Don’t make me deal with you twice.”
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When the officers let him go without a ticket, Lanez showcased the funny way that people change their tone up when talking to police.
“Y’all have a good day,” he yelled out the window at the officers before pulling off and letting his whole face drop. “F**k out of here, n**ga. I’m in these streets, n**ga. Don’t get caught up in this Twitter beef, my n**ga.”
Check out Tory Lanez’ latest roadside video up top. What do you think? Is he lucky that he isn’t hurt? Would you be in a headstate to get on social media after being t-boned? Sound off in the comments and be sure to SHARE this article.