You done goofed, Joseline
We already knew that Joseline Hernandez was salty about the rise of her fellow Love & Hip Hop alum Cardi B… but we didn’t know it ran this deep. Joseline Hernandez is a salt flat over Cardi’s success and with her new track “Hate Me Now,” it seems like she’s trying to set a land speed record for how quickly a person can get sonned.
“Hate Me Now” puts the Puerto Rican princess over some hard trap beats so the target of her ire will know this isn’t a game. But Hernandez doesn’t actually deliver on the promise of the production, coming with lukewarm rhymes and very little actual menace.
“Drag a Bronx bitch, yeah I said it — what you gonna do?/Fabricated, illustrated, cartoon/Bloody my a**… you holler Blood — who the hell cosigned this hoe?” Hernandez raps on the track, hardly the sort of thing to take down a woman who just showed up Nicki Minaj on a verse.
Cardi’s bloody shoes are made for stomping and we have a feeling that’s just what they’ll do as soon as Cardi gets called on for another guest verse.
I mean, there are levels to this. And Joseline should understand that. Hernandez is currently on that “still angling for an extension from Mona Scott” level and Cardi is getting namechecked by famous designers.
In a new interview, Christian Louboutin responded to Cardi’s chorus call-out of his famous red-bottomed shoes. Even if he didn’t seem to know much about the rapper he did know who she was.
“She has the hair like that?” he said, lifting his hands to his chin. “She’s a rapper? This ‘Yellow’ song?”
He also said that the use of his shoes in songs that will be performed for crowds is a callback to the early days of his career and the first shoes he ever made.
“In a way, it comes back to some of my origins. The first shoes I ever designed were for showgirls, people on stage,” he said.
Let’s be real, Joseline should have known not to come for someone who lives to call out other people. She’s trashed everyone from her DJ to a New Orleans club promoter for wronging her and she has an army of fans willing to back up her every move.
Listen To The Track
The “Bodak Yellow” singer failed to pay her for a performance in a warehouse venue in New Orleans’ Algiers neighborhood. Though she didn’t get her money, she did appear briefly and perform two songs for the fans who came all the way out.
“I really appreciate that y’all came out, but ion like when ni–as try to play me. I’m about my bread. […] And this club is packed, so I don’t wanna hear that ni–as didn’t get there f–king money,” she ranted to the crowd. “Now, the reason I came in is cause I love my fans. So, out of courtesy of me, I’m gonna perform two songs, ’cause I really love y’all.”
What we’re saying is, Joseline’s in trouble, guys.
Give a listen to the song up top. What do you think? Should Joseline have come with something stronger? Is Cardi about to light her up or is Bardi even going to respond at all? Sound off in the comments and be sure to SHARE this article.