What was Breezy thinking?
Every once in a while Chris Brown likes to pop up to remind the world that he’s off his nut. Whether it’s via a fight with Frank Ocean in a parking lot, that famous Today show meltdown or just a really uncomfortable interview, Breezy wants you to know that he’s still out there and still certifiably unstable.
That’s how we got here, to a clearly high-beyond-belief Brown drooling over Jennifer Lopez during a Power 105.1 interview. When the host brings up Brown’s decision to put Lopez in a video, the singer slurs through a series of uncomfortable pseudo-advances on the singer and actress.
“J. Lo bad, man,” he said. “I’m just letting you know. I might have stiffened up a little bit when I was back at the little show because it was a lot of people back there and I was nervous. My palms were sweaty. I said hi. But I like you and I want you.”
The host pointed out that J. Lo is happily dating Alex Rodriguez, who probably wouldn’t appreciate that sort of talk.
“You know what, playboy? My bad,” he said.
The host continued laying into Brown, saying that J. Lo is about 18 years his senior.
“She can get it anytime,” he said. “70 years old. I don’t even care.”
He then launched into a warbly rendition of “Nights Like This (I Wish Raindrops Would Fall)” until radio staff shooed him away and reflected on what they had done.
Haven’t You Had Enough?
Apparently the drama in his own life isn’t enough to sustain him. Chris Brown has babysitters going after baby mamas and former lovers talking about their restraining orders against him, but that doesn’t make for an awkward enough dinner party in Breezy’s mind.
On the first front, we have Brown’s friend Shakur Sozahdah writing diss tracks directed at Nia Guzman and accusing her of being an actual, literal witch. Sozahdah shared her side on social media:
“I took care of RoRo for an entire year for free as if she were my own child because her mother is unfit and she gallivants around town being a social media mother,” she wrote. “This drug-using, child-abusing, devil-worshiping Satan doesn’t know how to keep me and my sister’s names out her disease-infested mouth. I got far too many receipts on you. Don’t pretend to believe in God now. You do brujeria, roots and black magic on people. That is not God’s work.”
“Aunty Shakur will ALWAYS love u RoRo!!! I still pray for u babygirl,” she wrote in another post. “I ask for GOD to remove the poison that your evil egg donor instills in u about your daddy. Your daddy loves u and will always love u!!!”
On the other front, Karrueche Tran is speaking out on the fact that she got a protection order against Brown.
“It came to a point where I felt like I needed to protect my safety,” she told Wendy Williams.
Even with all that going on, Brown still wants to make things odd between himself and Lopez. This kid can’t control himself.
Watch The Video
Watch the video up top. What do you think? Has Brown finally lost it? Was he just really, really high or is he honestly this gross? Sound off in the comments and be sure to SHARE this article.