It's just science
The mechanical bull operator at this particular bar gave all the assembled drunks a lesson in basic physics: backsides in motion tend to stay in motion.
As anyone who made it through 9th grade remembers that the bigger the backside, the more it’s going to resist a change in direction. Let’s just say this woman was doing a heck of a lot of resisting. Her booty bounces throughout to the point that it’s hard to tell where the motion comes from the changes in direction and where it’s just the lady playing it up for her adoring fans.
While we aren’t sure if she made it the requisite eight seconds for a score, it doesn’t sound like the crowd is complaining.
Unfortunately for her audience, all good things must come to an end — and this woman and her massive hind end are no exception. Eventually, her backside’s desire to keep moving came up against the motion of the bull and they decided to part ways. She flew off the bull booty-first to cheers and dejected sighs from the crowd.
If you want to get more people into STEM, maybe this video is your first recruiting tool. You have to go after people where they live. And it’s a good thing she opted for the dress instead of sliding into a pair of jeans. Because then you’d have to close your physics lecture with a brief lesson on witchcraft.
Coulda Been Worse
Our ersatz cowgirl shows us the best possible outcome. But not all twerkers and poppers end the night giggling. Just ask this lady who ended up in flames after her booty shaking proved to be too hot to handle.
From the original story:
“This woman seemed to be on top of the world when she started up her twerk fest to show all the guys exactly what she’s working with. We presume they like it because they’re pouring one out for her… right on her bottom! While pouring out alcohol, someone decided to light up too. It’s then that things escalate to a whole new level… Realizing that her bottom is up in flames, she quickly hops down from wherever she was on display and begins to fan the flames in an attempt to put them out! When that doesn’t work, she realizes she has to take the burning bottoms off in order to prevent her tail from roasting!”
There are worse fates than getting a face full of grimy bar mat, is what we’re saying. At least she can tell her friends that she (and a few firemen) shut the club down, perhaps permanently.
Watch The Clip
Watch the clip up top via WorldStarHipHop. What do you think? Are the big-bootied at an unfair disadvantage in bull-riding competitions? Do we need classes based on measurements? How much of this Western twerkfest was the bull and how much was putting on for her friends in the crowd? Do you require the assistance of a fake bull to shake what your mama gave you or do you get along just fine on your own?
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