Rapunxel can't live without beef
Azealia Banks has added an additional layer to her food pyramid that is nothing but metaphorical beef. She can’t exist if she isn’t talking sh*t, so she kept herself alive recently by trashing Instagram comedian Jess Hilarious.
To her credit, Hilarious came for Banks first. The comedian included her in her weekly news run-down, pointing out that Azealia’s tickets were selling on Groupon for less than $20. And Banks wasn’t going to take that lying down.
“You trying to make it onto the big screen with these daily audition tapes. Buckle down and write a real script,” she wrote on Instagram. “It will get you further than the chitlin circuit.”
She followed that up with a bit of a flex, posting a trailer for her new movie.
“Check out the trailer for my feature film with @Lionsgate,” she wrote. “I figure since you’ve been such a help in promoting my concert tickets you could also promote my silver screen debut!!!! Im a leading lady!!! Maybe one day you’ll make it here too. ❤️ cheers babe xx IN THEATERS DECEMBER 1st.”
Hilarious clapped back, calling her “Azealia No Bank” before going in in a video rant.
“B*tch mad at me because her tickets $16 on Groupon,” she said. “B*tch I can’t make that up. I told you my news is real, b*tch. My comedy show tickets is more than your concert tickets. B*tch, you giving them away and they still ain’t selling out.”
She also responded to the idea that she was only selling out because she was on a Wild N’ Out tour.
“Maybe you should join the Wild N’ Out tour,” she said. “It will be the first time you sell out a show [Editor’s Note: Snap].”
She closed it out with a string of insults straight out of a game of dozens.
“Lil’ boy body-built, android Teyana Taylor, iPhone 3-quality face-ass,” she said.
Surprisingly, Banks has yet to respond.
Source: Instagram @azealiabanks
A String Of Beef
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Banks last beef was with universally beloved rapper Cardi B — a strange choice for such a down-and-out rapper.
“I’m sorry, black industry men are too hype for this Latina girl,” she wrote. “I’ve never seen them jump like this for Remy or Nicki. Spinning this ‘for the culture’ story when they are simply letting white men at Atlantic buy them into hating their own women.”
“Female rap deserves a bit more variety than this sexpot stripper with the bathtub grout butt injections,” she added. “For as far as we have advanced the genre, from Missy to Lauryn to whatever, like we don’t need you coming in here making us look dumb.”
Banks got sufficiently sonned once again when Cardi posted a video of Banks dancing to her hit.
“One of the reasons ‘Bodak Yellow’ went #1!” she wrote. “Cuz even the haters love it!”
And Hennessey Carolina jumped in with the more aggressive response.
“B*tch you saying all that about my sister but got an interview you did speaking highly of my sister. Even though this girl is literally a nut head and [I] shouldn’t give this b*tch no attention and though a b*tch like me from the hood would typically knock a b*tch out…there’s certain people that has mental problems and you just got to remind them that they’re f*cking sick in the head. You got the devil inside you, girl. I’ma pray for you. Jealousy is real bad and won’t take you nowhere.”
Just covering all the bases.
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Source: Instagram @azealiabanks
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