She's almost inspiring.
Use what you’ve got to the fullest extent. That’s true in most things in life but it’s doubly true when you’re fighting some random woman who’s getting a little too friendly with you and yours.
Somebody came around one too many times, and this exceptionally large woman wasn’t having it. While no one would pick her to win a fight if you lined up all of the contestants together, she had a clear knowledge of what she had and how to use it. And yes, we are talking about her weight. How can we avoid it when she uses her bulk so masterfully? This two-timer never had a chance against your girl once she got her on the ground. She just hefted herself on top of her and let gravity do the work.
Unfortunately, this accused philanderer is no Giles Corey. Rather than laughing off the large woman’s strategy, she freaks out and gives big lady the satisfaction she wanted. She probably won’t be asking for “more weight,” and she probably won’t be asking for more of this woman’s man, either. As she shouts that she can’t breathe, the lady lays into her with a lesson about crossing her.
Every time she tries to wiggle away, all the bigger lady has to do is slide along on her knees to shift her weight back onto her. She barely has to pause her ongoing lecture as the two women move from the street to the grass. That’s true talent.
Somebody get somebody who knows MMA to throw some words around about her ground game. What’s Joe Rogan doing? This lady could be the Butterbean of the octagon. Let’s get it. We’re all gonna be slightly less rich than if we’d decided to get involved in boxing instead. But at least we can make up for it with a collection of terrible t-shirts and slogans that are a flexed bicep away from “studying the blade.”
Watch The Clip
All that being said, she really does get her point across. We have to admire her gumption in not only chasing down the woman but putting her in her place. Admit it, when this video started, you thought it was a big woman being kicked while she was down. That would be just another confirmation that the world is full of a lot of sad moments and bad people.
Now, we can’t confirm that the larger woman is a good person, but finding out that the bigger lady was actually sitting on someone, victorious, is a lovely little twist. Even if she’s a bad person, it’s more like The Punisher getting one over rather than Galactus.
Watch the clip up right here. While not a whole lot happens — it really is just a woman taking advantage of the fact that she’s about 5 times the size of her opponent , even if she’s doing so beautifully — it’s worth a watch for inspiration. If this woman can win a street fight, honestly, what’s stopping you from whatever you have been putting off? What do you think? Is she the hero we need right now? Is she #goals? Let us know in the comments and don’t forget to SHARE this article?