27. American Girl — LL Cool J
According to noted history scholar LL Cool J, the king of England would have left America alone if he had seen Jessica Simpson eat an ice cream cone.
26. Somebody Like Me — Silkk The Shocker featuring Mya
Silkk’s flow is so slow on this song, it was nominated for a Grammy in the Best Spoken Word Recording category in 1999.
25. Ninja Rap — Vanilla Ice
Go ninja, go ninja, go…turn this garbage off immediately.