This is the most American thing you'll see all day.
There’s few things more “Real America” than a county fair. Fried food, questionable building standards, the smell of horse sh*t… It’s enough to bring a tear to the Lincoln Memorial’s stone eye.
But this recent fair found a way to be even more ‘Murica when a brawl between two hick bro clans broke out on the fairway.
While there’s too many people and too much confusion to know what kicked off the brawl — cheating gets a mention after the fact — the clip is sure to give you a patriotic twinge for the good ol’ days. If the target of the attack can ever smell again, we’re sure he’ll go directly in search of apple pie fumes.
It all starts when an overweight dad confronts a slightly fitter dad over some slight. They start throwing punches and fitter dad appears to be winning until he stumbles and falls backwards. Once he’s on the ground chubby dad’s posse breaks free of the people trying to hold them back and they all start beating the target senseless.
After a few seconds the two women involved break off and square up on one another to the delight of the gathering crowd. A man in a Dodgers jersey runs off to break up the women fighting, which catches the attention of the ‘roidiest brawl contestant. He takes a second from to step away from beating a defenseless man on the ground to go after the Dodgers fan.
Someone tries to stop him from getting to the Dodgers fan and gets absolutely rocked.
Not Looking Good
Meanwhile, fat dad is trying to break free of a black-socks-wearing bro. The clashing Good Samaritan neglects to account for fat dad’s legs and he manages to kick the target of the attack in the face as hard as he can.