This is about as one-sided a beating as you'll ever see
Can it even be called a fight if one contestant spends the entire time on the ground getting mollywhopped? How much participation from both parties is required before a fight can actually be called a fight? No matter where you set that line, it would be easy to argue that this beatdown doesn’t qualify.
The entire fight seems to consist of one woman getting repeatedly beat around the head while her friends celebrate. The unfortunate receiver of this whupping just takes it for a few minutes while her own friends stand around and watch. Any referee worth his salt would have called this fight, but this poor woman’s friends won’t even break up the fight. Even though one of them came with a baseball bat for, we assume, this exact sort of situation…
Call It Off
Sorry to those of you who paid for this particular title fight, but the most entertainment that you can get out of this fight is the unquestionable victor’s hype woman. Seriously, this girl just shouts encouragements throughout the thing and even dances next to the fight when it’s clear that the bout is in hand.
Oh, and there’s also the point where the winner painstakingly and carefully rips one of the loser’s braids out. It’s not clear if this was to shame her and let other people know at a glance that she caught a beating, samurai topknot style. More than likely, she was just being awful. After all, she spent the whole fight holding her foe down by her hair as she punched her in the face repeatedly, so it’s not exactly like she was following any sort of gentleman’s code.
Still, this moment is egregious enough to wake even the sleepiest of bystanders, who finally pull the pair apart once the braid hits the ground. It happens so quickly after that point that you have to wonder if “first person to snatch a braid off of someone’s head wins” was the ground rule established at the beginning of the fight.
How embarrassing is this fight on a scale of 1 to getting punched until you poop in the street? Do we have a new standard here for humiliating beatings? Do you know you lost if the posse that came to the fight dances around you and walks away laughing?
Watch The Clip
Check out the video up top if you want to see a lopsided beatdown. This is Mike Tyson versus the kid on the bike. This is the Patriots versus your cousin’s Pop Warner team. This is Vince Carter versus a toddler on a Fisher-Price hoop. No one wants to buy that poster and if they do, they should probably be on a list somewhere. This sort of beating can be somewhat enjoyable if you have a need to see a clear victory, but it’s not the most compelling thing around, honestly.
What do you think? Should this fight have been called before someone ended up partially bald? What’s the point of bringing a baseball bat to your friend’s fight if you aren’t willing to swing it around a bit to save her? What would be more demoralizing during a fight: seeing your opponent’s friends dancing around you out of the corner of your eye or seeing your braid hit the pavement? Sound off in the comments and don’t forget to SHARE this article.